Jake

=Nicks Big Mistake=

Nick a steel pourer, was working on a big project. He had been working for 24 hours straight and was very tired. So, when he started pouring the steel, he fell asleep! But the steel kept pouring, and pouring and pouring. Until, Whoop Whoop Nick woke up to sirens blaring. He quickly shut down the machine. By the time it stopped pouring there was a 300 by 300 foot medal ball. As if anything else could go wrong, crack, the mold holding the ball started to crack.finaly as the last peace fell of the ball, it teetered for a second the started it’s disastrous down hill derby.

After it slammed through the wall of the Chicago steel factory. It collided with a glue truck. There was glue every ware. The ball stuck for a moment but then continued its big bad dissent. As it whizzed by a man, he looked down and saw he had lost his hand! But then he remembered he lost it in the Koran war and he felt better. But the coolest thing was that stuff stuck to it! It looked like a giant moss ball. But it was heading for the fireworks warehouse. The police had set up a roadblock, but it used it as a ramp and flow 200 feet in the air and landed in the warehouse. It looked like it would make it out ok. But then it scraped the side of the ware house and made a spark to light the fire works and…Boom crack wiz. There were streamers and explosions every ware. But the ball kept on truck. But finally it hit a truck and got caught in the cement and they kept it there as a monument. So it all turned out to be a all around good day.

=Tigger=

Once there was a tiger named tigger. Tigger was a normal tiger. Except he had a silly problem, he was afraid of mice!!!! He doesn’t know why, or even when it started. So all he knows is he’s afraid of mice.

All his life tiger wanted to go to tiger meadow. But to get there you have to cross mice meadow. So he’s never gone. The other tigers go there all the time. Tigger wants to go thee so badly. He really wants to play with his friends, but he knows he can’t and never will unless he doses something now.

Trigger has 2 friends, Jim and john. They have realy been supportive of tiggers attempts to pass Mice Meadow. Even though all his attempts have been failures. They even tried to put tigger in a box full of mice, he did ok tell one of the mice came and touched trigger that was not good! But Triggers friends have been a lot better then the other tigers how make fun of trigger.

The next day, trigger decided to march right into mice meadow that day. He sat there for hours. His friends even sat there with him all day. But he had concord his fears. After all those years he finally got to hold mice without freaking out. He got to go to tiger field that day and he had lots of fun. He played all day,the other tigers even through him a feast! They all ate tell there stomachs were about to burst. That was the happiest day of his life. He finally gets to play with his friends. He’s gone to tiger field ever scents.

I asked I asked the pie why it was blue And it kicked and screamed I asked the toast why it was brown And it hit me I asked the cat why it is hungry And it ate me I asked the hobo to eat And it killed me I asked the coke to eat me And it did and the dint cause im dead I asked the cake why blah And they licked me I asked myselfwy I am big And the answer was horrors The I ate me allele The alleluia And I kept quiet And everything was perfect.

Things that go wrong

Forget it You must be kidding My body just burst into flames My toe hurts I have A.D.D I can’t feel my legs My arm is limp I’m eating toast Let me finish my muffin! I hate oatmeal Time's up? Uh oh! All I have is a dumb list of excuses. You like it? Really? No kidding. Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?

Shopping list 100 pack of coke Pizza Churos Guitar hero guitar Desert eagle Cage Cheer leading movie

{Anthony}

The Blog Bad Blob

Once there was a scientist named Sam. She was walking through the woods just south of a small town called huckleberry when she stepped in something quite dreadful. At first she wiped it of a kept on walking. But it simned as if it was fallowing her. As she was running her liter fell out and turned on. It hit the lime and the slime gave of a horrible screech. Witch gave Sam enough time to run back to town. When she got back to the town. She couldn’t believe how quiet it was. As if the town’s people know nothing of the horrors that lay not a mile away. But when she called a meeting in the town hall. No one believed her. They all laughed and mocked her. Except of course, her brother Arnold. Arnold works at the town’s armory, with supplies surplus to Fort Nocks. Finally after Arnold talk to them (he has a lot of pole around here cause he is the chief officer at the armory). They agreed to go look at this “monster”. So Sam Arnold Timmy (Arnolds son) and twenty other towns people set out to the spot were she had last seen the slime. After snooping around a bit. They decided to head back. But after a quick head count, they were surprised to see that there were twenty-two people. They were missing Timmy. They ran thru ought the woods. But they were startled to find Timmy’s left shoe. They all ran back to town. After telling every one what happened. They all decided to do something. So a plan was formed. They all know that the slime didn’t like heat. So they set a trap. They had Arnold go to the armory to get some thermal grenades. The butcher offered one hundred pounds of meat, he was very close to Timmy. Everyone was. So, after they all took their positions. They waited. They dint have to wait long before the slimed oozed its way tworeds the meat. Leaving a repulsing green slime in its wake. Right when it touched the meat. The Butcher yelled “FOR TIMMY!!!” And we all through our grenades. It screeched for only a moment, before the termite melted its way through the concrete. The only thing left was a black hole were the slime, once lane.