Caleb

=The Clumsy Story=

Crash! Smash! Boom! Harrrry! That is the sound of Harry the hawk crashing into Garry the crow’s tree and knocking it over. You see, Harry is a little clumsy. He smashes into many things.

One day Harry went to visit his best friend Larry the Llama. As Harry flew in he saw a tree and perched on it. However it wasn’t a tree; it was a Larry. “Get off me Harry”, said Larry.

“What who said that”, responded Harry. “It’s me, Larry, now get off my head”, yelled Larry.

“Ohhhhhhhh”. So Harry got off and they played monopoly. When Harry collected 200 dollars for passing go he yelled, “I’m rich”! Later Harry deiced to go see Billy the goat. So Harry flew off to Billy’s mountain cabin. Billy always knew when Harry came because he would crash into his cabin. So Billy watched and started counting down. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Crash! Billy went into his house and gave Harry lunch.

Soon he had to go home. He thought the pine trees would be a shortcut. Yes, it was a shortcut but he hit to many needles and twigs.

On the way he saw that Garry found a new tree to live in and went to see. Then he crashed into it and Garry of course yelled. Haaaarrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy!

The next day while Harry woke up he saw a big glass jar and he picked it up and went to show Billy. He was very close to the cabin. Harry saw Billy looking down he at poachers that were hunting goats. Harry was above the poachers and accidentally dropped the jar and Smash! The jar landed on one of the poachers’ heads and he sang, “Twinkle twinkle little stars how I wonder what hit me”. Flop! The poacher was knocked out cold. The other poacher carried him to the hospital. Harry was a hero.

=The Bouncing Problem=

Clink! Donk! A boy put a quarter in a bouncy ball machine. “Yes”! The boy yelled. “I got the water absorbing ball and all I have to do is put it in water and it will grow”. So the boy went home and threw it in his huge swimming pool. Slurp! The ball soon grew, and grew, and grew-bigger than his five-story house. It then started rolling around the pool, then, Boing! It hit a life raft and it soared through the air.

It was headed for Las Vegas! Everybody thought it was a loud drum roll, but when they turned and saw it, they screamed! Everybody scattered everywhere. Everyone was terrified as smash! It crashed right through a casino. Crush! The huge bouncy ball destroyed coin slots and sent coins flying every which way. As it went out of the casino and crashed into more water, it grew enormous!!!!

It bounced in the air and landed on a parking lot with 20 corvettes, 200 limos, and smashed street TV’s, 20 casinos, and thousands of lights. When a multi-millionaire came out and found his corvette smashed he said, ”Gieco can pay for that”. Finally it got stuck in a huge ring of fire, and it got smaller, and smaller until it was it’s usual size.